Wednesday 20 March 2013

Sanaya Irani’s magic at play with ‘Chhanchhan’.


“Chhanchhan” is a story of the beautiful and vivacious girl named Chhanchhan (played by Sanaya Irani) who is by profession a dog trainer. She is and independent young woman, modern in her thought but still deeply routed in her culture. In complete contrast to her is the strict disciplinarian Umaben (played by Supriya Pathak) who takes all the decisions in her household and sets the rules for her family.



Newcomer Farhan Khan is paired opposite Sanaya Irani, along with noted actors like Anang Desai, Arvind Vaidya, Shraman Jain who ably support the main cast. Also part of the show are 4 cute dogs who stole the show at the launch party.
Vipul Shah, producer Optimystix ably anchored the show with his innate sense of humour. 

Wednesday 27 February 2013

Promart unveils new brand identity with Bollywood’s sizzling beauty Bipasha Basu



Promart Retail- a discounted retail chain and value format concept unveiled its new brand campaign and logo with Bollywood’s sizzling beauty Bipasha Basu today at Bandra, Mumbai. The new brand campaign potrays that discount is always in fashion. Discount and fashion don't usually sit together. The world of discounts is driven by accessibility and the world of fashion is driven by exclusivity. At Promart, these two disparate worlds are brought together and this is what the new logo signifiesBipasha Basu along withAshish Garg- Promoter and MD, Promart and Punit Agarwal- Promoter and CEO, Promart launched the new marketing campaign. The brand’s new look and logo are being represented across various touch points like stores, advertising and communication along with a new tagline of ‘discount is in fashion’.


Unveiling the new logo, Bollywood diva Bipasha Basu said, “I am glad to be associated with the new journey Promart has embarked upon. Promart gives an opportunity to people to buy branded clothes all 365 days at great variety and price. It caters to the aspirational buyers to experience the pleasure of shopping at their convenience at affordable price points.” 


Monday 19 March 2012

Thursday 15 March 2012

http://bollywoodtadkaa.wordpress.com/2012/03/15/after-sunny-leone-ann-lee-roberts-sizzles-with-saif-ali-khan-in-agent-vinod-3/



After Sunny Leone, Ann Lee Roberts sizzles with Saif Ali Khan in AGENT VINOD



After Sunny Leone, Ann Lee Roberts sizzles with Saif Ali Khan in AGENT VINOD



Thursday 1 March 2012


SAAS BAHU KE TU TU MAIN MAIN

Saas bahu se-Mere pote ki sahkal mere bete jaisi Q ni?
Bahu apni saree upar kar k taange khol k boli-bhen ki lodi Ye CHUT hai ,14 megapixel ka digital camera nahin

SHAYRI OF THE DAY

Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,

Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,

MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost,


Bass unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....: =))

OLD N THAKELA L…. KI DASTAAN

Old Man to wife: menu samjh nahi aandi, jado'n mein ik wari teri lena va'n tey menu garmi lagdi ae tey jado'n dooji wari lena tey sardi lagdi ae?

Wife: Darling, tussi ik wari June wich lenday ho tey dooji wari December wich!!



SAVING YOUR BEAU’S NUMBER ON UR CELL

After marriage, husband saved wife's number on mobile as...
"mere charno ki daasi"

(',')

after 5 yrs
he rectified it as...
'mere prano ki pyaasi.. ;):p

Tip of da day! :

Hope you proposed your loved one today, cause you'll have to buy her an anniversary gift only once every 4 years ;):Dlol..leap year benefit=D


LET'S PLAY SOME SNOOKER

Snooker Player walking slowly around Bed staring naked wife, bends, 1 eye shut.

Wife: What r u doing..?

Husband: Just deciding whether 2 take Easy Pink or Tight Brown..?

HOT SELLING BOOK….MUST READ

The much awaited bestseller book is out & is available at all d book stores in Pakistan..


"MY JOURNEY FROM LAWN TENNIS TO HALF PENIS"
Author: Sania Mirza.

INTRODUCTION PLEASE

Sardar Wanted To Introduce His JIJA JI To A Foreigner Friend, But He Did Not Know How To Speak English...

He Introduces: "Meet My BHENCHOD"..!!! :D O:) =))


HOT SEXY BIKINI BABE OF THE DAY


LET'S DO IT IN THE SHOWER....BLOW THE HOTNESS WITH COLD WATER


Some girls like it hot together.....oohhhhh love to feel both of them


Classic definition of the day


Classic definition of a "Life Partner": "Someone who will stand by u thru all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if u had stayed SINGLE...!! :)=D


SHAITAANI SOCH OF THE DAY


Agar Abortion Karna Qatal Hay To Kya Condom use karna Target Killing Nahi Hay aur kya Muth Marna Hawai Firing Nahi Hay?..

KIDS SING A SONG FOR THEIR TEACHER


Teacher asks her students to make rhymes with their names..
Sam : My name is Sam.. When I grow up to be a man,
I will go to China and Japan,
If I can.. If I can..

Candy : My name is candy,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby,
If I can.. If I can..

Dan : My name is Dan.. When I grow up to be a man,
Do hell with China and Japan,
I'll help Candy with her plan,
I know I can... I know I can..=D X_X.

Sunday 26 February 2012


MY NEW PIC (UNCENSORED)

Well, my dahlings. I love role-play and so do many of us. Fulfilling fantasies is something we all crave for. Lekin somehow we don’t seem to find the right partner who is willing to experiment and quite kinky in approach.

The reason why many love me is coz of my bindaas approach to enjoying life. A favourite role-play of mine is dressing in a school uniform and being seduced. Love to do all the naataks and the nahin-nahin dialogues which are a real turn-on for most men. With my coy, innocent and naughty looks, I carry it off well.

I am attaching a pic of mine which I clicked while in Bangkok. Picked up quite a few sexy bikinis and role-play saaman which comes in handy to make my life more shaitaani.
More to follow about what I do when I feel wettttttttttttttttttttttttt.
PRIVATE FAMILY PICS OF SRK


BIKINI BABE OF THE DAY


VIDYA BALAN'S NEW LOOK IN HER ITEM SONG FOR 'FERRARI KI SAWARRI'



GHALIB KI BIWI DA JAWAAB NAHIN


Ghalib -
Humein Apno Ne Luta, Gairon Mein Kahan Dum Tha,
Hamari Kashti Waha Dubi, Jahan Paani Kam Tha..
Ghalib Ki Biwi :-
Tum To The Hi Chutiye, Tumhari  Gaand Mein Kahan Dum Tha,
Wahan Kya Maa Chudane Gaye The,
Jahan Paani Kam Tha=))


KIDDO’S CODE LANGUAGE


Teacher: Yeh kis ka sign hai? "@@@@@@"
Student: Meri aunty ka naam hai
Teacher: aisa kaisa naam hai?
Student: Jalebi Bai

KISS ME KISS ME

Boyfriend: May I Kiss U? .
Girlfriend : No.. .
Boyfriend : (Again) May I Kiss U? .
Girlfriend : No .
Boyfriend : (Ghussy se) May IKiss U? . . . .
Girlfriend: Kutty Kameeny..!! Zabardasti Nahi Kar Sakta Kya..??:/ :-| ;) x) :p :D

AAJ MAT DALO NA PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


girl: aaj mat dalo ,

boy: kyu,

girl: kal tum daal k so gaye,

main puri rat masalti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha. mujhe lagta hai ……….ye EYE drop sahi nahi hai.

Jaisi logo ki soch hai waisa hi sochenge na bhai.

STRONG REACTIONS TO A NERD OR SOMEONE WHO ISN’T UP-TO THE MARK


That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what?
So please stop bullying people who look nerdy to you, don’t dress well or are not up-to the mark. Everyone has their reasons in life to be what they are. 

BIWI KA MOOH TOD JAWAD


Husband - Raja Dasrath ki 3 raniya thi.

Wife - So What??

Husband - To main 2 Shaadiyan aur kar sakta hu !!

Wife - Draupadi ka naam suna hai?????????

Husband - Tu bhi na....Pagli dil pe le leti hai....

JUST CHILL!!!!!!!!!!

A Wise Physician said


A Wise Physician said:

“I have been practicing medicine for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in the long run I have learnt that the best medicine for the Human creature is LOVE” !!!!!!

Someone asked, if it doesn’t work then?

He smiled and answered – “Increase the dosage”


MANTRA OF MY LIFE

Life taught Me a lot of Lessons but I Bunked those Classes.... :D :P

Saturday 25 February 2012

Friday 24 February 2012

Hot bikini babe - the emotion is of pure passion.


POLICE KI SHAITAANIA


1 ladka bike pe ja raha tha. Traffic Police ne
pakda.
Police- License hai?
Ladka- no
Police- Paise hai?
Ladka-No
...
Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daal ke 2
baal ukhad liya.
.
Ladka rote hue- Aisa kyon kiya?
.
Police-taki tum kisi ko ye na kah sako ki police ne pakda aur jhant b nahi ukhad saka.


Mail from a Haryanvi Student


To,
The Principal of school,
Harayana.
Sir,
Baat nu he ke school me jee na lagta,or raat ne neend b na aati.    darasal school me chhoriyan ki ghani kami ho rhi he. Aur mhari class me to katai konya. Or baaki ki jo h itni bhoondi shakal ki h dekhan ne b jee na karta aur nakhre meri susriyan k asman te unche se, aur madam b koi khass item na hai, kuch ni te 4 -5 achi sakal vali rakh leo ji aapka bahut bahut dhanyawad

ur obediently
nam koni batau:)