Malika Sherawat’s hot, sizzling lingerie shoot pics
Monday 19 March 2012
Thursday 15 March 2012
Monday 12 March 2012
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Saturday 10 March 2012
Tuesday 6 March 2012
Friday 2 March 2012
Thursday 1 March 2012
KIDS
SING A SONG FOR THEIR TEACHER
Teacher asks her students to make rhymes
with their names..
Sam : My name is Sam.. When I grow up to be a man,
I will go to China and Japan,
If I can.. If I can..
Candy : My name is candy,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby,
If I can.. If I can..
Dan : My name is Dan.. When I grow up to be a man,
Do hell with China and Japan,
I'll help Candy with her plan,
I know I can... I know I can..=D X_X.
Sam : My name is Sam.. When I grow up to be a man,
I will go to China and Japan,
If I can.. If I can..
Candy : My name is candy,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby,
If I can.. If I can..
Dan : My name is Dan.. When I grow up to be a man,
Do hell with China and Japan,
I'll help Candy with her plan,
I know I can... I know I can..=D X_X.
Sunday 26 February 2012
MY
NEW PIC (UNCENSORED)
Well,
my dahlings. I love role-play and so do many of us. Fulfilling fantasies is
something we all crave for. Lekin somehow we don’t seem to find the right
partner who is willing to experiment and quite kinky in approach.
The
reason why many love me is coz of my bindaas approach to enjoying life. A favourite
role-play of mine is dressing in a school uniform and being seduced. Love to do
all the naataks and the nahin-nahin dialogues which are a real turn-on for most
men. With my coy, innocent and naughty looks, I carry it off well.
I
am attaching a pic of mine which I clicked while in Bangkok. Picked up quite a
few sexy bikinis and role-play saaman which comes in handy to make my life more
shaitaani.
More
to follow about what I do when I feel wettttttttttttttttttttttttt.
STRONG REACTIONS
TO A NERD OR SOMEONE WHO ISN’T UP-TO THE MARK
That girl you
called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has
to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other
day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's
starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He
fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is
dying. You think you know them. Guess what?
So please stop
bullying people who look nerdy to you, don’t dress well or are not up-to the
mark. Everyone has their reasons in life to be what they are.
A Wise Physician
said
A
Wise Physician said:
“I have been practicing medicine for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in the long run I have learnt that the best medicine for the Human creature is LOVE” !!!!!!
Someone asked, if it doesn’t work then?
He smiled and answered – “Increase the dosage”
“I have been practicing medicine for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in the long run I have learnt that the best medicine for the Human creature is LOVE” !!!!!!
Someone asked, if it doesn’t work then?
He smiled and answered – “Increase the dosage”
Saturday 25 February 2012
Friday 24 February 2012
POLICE KI SHAITAANIA
1 ladka bike pe ja raha tha. Traffic Police
ne
pakda.
Police- License hai?
Ladka- no
Police- Paise hai?
Ladka-No
...
Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daal ke 2
baal ukhad liya.
.
Ladka rote hue- Aisa kyon kiya?
.
Police-taki tum kisi ko ye na kah sako ki police ne pakda aur jhant b nahi ukhad saka.
pakda.
Police- License hai?
Ladka- no
Police- Paise hai?
Ladka-No
...
Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daal ke 2
baal ukhad liya.
.
Ladka rote hue- Aisa kyon kiya?
.
Police-taki tum kisi ko ye na kah sako ki police ne pakda aur jhant b nahi ukhad saka.
Mail from a Haryanvi Student
To,
The Principal of school,
Harayana.
Sir,
Baat nu he ke school me jee na lagta,or raat ne neend b na aati. darasal school me chhoriyan ki ghani kami ho rhi he. Aur mhari class me to katai konya. Or baaki ki jo h itni bhoondi shakal ki h dekhan ne b jee na karta aur nakhre meri susriyan k asman te unche se, aur madam b koi khass item na hai, kuch ni te 4 -5 achi sakal vali rakh leo ji aapka bahut bahut dhanyawad
ur obediently
nam koni batau:)
PORN
MOVIE ON MY BLOG
Uhm.. Its raining and its a beautiful day let me call her..
=-?»
/:) ) >
Ïš
_||_
=-c
'> hey what's up babe
_||_ come 2 my crib and let's have some fun
;;)>
Ïš ok baby I'm
_||_ on my way
_________________
# she got home
({}) <3 ({})({}) <3 ({}) <3 ({})
clothes everywhere
<3<3 yesSS
<\_ :p,,__ keep doing it
λ _/ω\_ /\_ yeaah w ur tongue
Let me eat that
 :s mmmm.... 
<\_ :* ,,__ .....yess!!!
λ _/ω\_ /\_
>=) aahh aahh ahh...
<\_ __:'( .
/_\\ "\ yeaah babeee yesss!!
:& aahh aahh ahh....
<\_ __:$ dnt cum
/_\\ "\ inside of me!!!
>:O STFU
<\ __:O aaah, hahah
/_\\ "\ keep doing it
. Ahh ahh ah yess
oh yeah babe
<\ __
/_\\ "\ yes yes yes...
Hit ittt... Hit itt..
I'm about to cum,....
<\ __:'( mmh mmh mmh
/_\\"\ YEEESSSSS!!!!
(=| AAaaaahhhh
<\_
λ
:D (y) aaahhhh...
<\_ yeaah
/\ buddy!!! D єnd
Enjoyed na .. Despos ... Lol ...
Uhm.. Its raining and its a beautiful day let me call her..
=-?»
/:) ) >
Ïš
_||_
=-c
'> hey what's up babe
_||_ come 2 my crib and let's have some fun
;;)>
Ïš ok baby I'm
_||_ on my way
_________________
# she got home
({}) <3 ({})({}) <3 ({}) <3 ({})
clothes everywhere
<3<3 yesSS
<\_ :p,,__ keep doing it
λ _/ω\_ /\_ yeaah w ur tongue
Let me eat that
 :s mmmm.... 
<\_ :* ,,__ .....yess!!!
λ _/ω\_ /\_
>=) aahh aahh ahh...
<\_ __:'( .
/_\\ "\ yeaah babeee yesss!!
:& aahh aahh ahh....
<\_ __:$ dnt cum
/_\\ "\ inside of me!!!
>:O STFU
<\ __:O aaah, hahah
/_\\ "\ keep doing it
. Ahh ahh ah yess
oh yeah babe
<\ __
/_\\ "\ yes yes yes...
Hit ittt... Hit itt..
I'm about to cum,....
<\ __:'( mmh mmh mmh
/_\\"\ YEEESSSSS!!!!
(=| AAaaaahhhh
<\_
λ
:D (y) aaahhhh...
<\_ yeaah
/\ buddy!!! D єnd
Enjoyed na .. Despos ... Lol ...
A TOUCHING TALE OF LOVE
A child says to his mom,
" Mommy, I coloured your sheets with lipstick."
" Mommy, I coloured your sheets with lipstick."
In anger..., she starts to beat her child until
she was unconscious.
Then she regrets her actions, crying, she says to her child,
"please open your eyes," but it was too late.
His tiny heart had stopped beating.
Then she regrets her actions, crying, she says to her child,
"please open your eyes," but it was too late.
His tiny heart had stopped beating.
When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said,
"I LOVE YOU MOMMY."
STOP CHILD ABUSE
Share this Picture if you're against child abuse .. !!!
"I LOVE YOU MOMMY."
STOP CHILD ABUSE
Share this Picture if you're against child abuse .. !!!
Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the
phone?” a voice on the other end answer
“No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped.
“After a brief pause daddy says “but honey you haven’t got an uncle Paul!”
“Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."
Brief pause “uh okay then, this is what I want you to do: “Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.”"Ok daddy just a minute…”
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, “done it daddy.”"What happened honey?”
“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all.”
“What about Uncle Paul?” asked Dad.”He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.”
Really long pause this time…
Daddy says, “swimming pool, but we don’t have a swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?”
“No, this is 486-5713.”
Sorry, wrong number… !!! :O X_X =))
“No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped.
“After a brief pause daddy says “but honey you haven’t got an uncle Paul!”
“Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."
Brief pause “uh okay then, this is what I want you to do: “Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.”"Ok daddy just a minute…”
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, “done it daddy.”"What happened honey?”
“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all.”
“What about Uncle Paul?” asked Dad.”He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.”
Really long pause this time…
Daddy says, “swimming pool, but we don’t have a swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?”
“No, this is 486-5713.”
Sorry, wrong number… !!! :O X_X =))
Friday 17 February 2012
Sunday 15 January 2012
REVEALED – SUNNY
LEONE’S FIRST KISS, HER VIRGINITY, TURNING BISEXUAL …..
Her
parents enrolled her in a Catholic School, where she had her first kiss at 11,
lost her virginity to a basketball player at another school at 16, and found
out she was bisexual at 18. When she was 15, her family received their green
card and migrated to the United States. They first moved to Fort Gratiot,
Michigan, then to Lake Forest, California before finally settling down in
Orange County, California fulfilling a dream of her grandparents that all of
them be together in one place. She graduated from high school in 1999 (13
years ago) and proceeded to enroll in college.
Did u kno kissin is good 4
health? Did u kno havin sum1 rub ur stomach actualy helps ur tummy wen its
hurtin. More guys will read this than girls. Fact: Guys luv wen girls wear
their hoodie or jacket. Only a true gf/bf will cry infront of u. If u have a
dream bout someone, that person went to sleep thinking about u. Girls love it
when guys hug them around there waist. Guys think its cute when girls mess up.
A true bf/gf will hug or kiss u infront of his or her friends. In 10 mintues
someone will text or call you and say "Will you go out with me", or
"Baby i want you."or "babe i miss u".
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ShaAdi 1 aisa din hai jab ladka stage par apni dulhan k sath bethe huye
dusri khubsurt ladkiyo ko dekhta hai or sochta hai ye sab aaj se pehle kahan
mar gai thi.
Wife- kya tumne muje kutti kaha?
Wife- kya tumne muje kutti kaha?
Husband-no ans
Wf- again asks, ..no ans,
Then again she asks....
Husband-Nahi kaha. Plz abh to bhokna bandh kar.
Saturday 14 January 2012
Blackmailing bacchaa
1 bacha ek Ladka or Ladki ko Sex karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha-Muje bhi karne do warna me apke Papa ko bata dunga.
Ladka-Le yaar tu bhi karle.
Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par uska khada hi nahi hota. Bacha chaddi pehente hue
Maa ki Chut duniyadari ki. Jo kaam galat hai wo galat hai. Main to bataunga !!.
Kabir ka latest Doha
Unchi Gand giraffe ki, dekh kabira roooy. unchi Gand giraffe ki, dekh kabira
rooooy. Benchod Aise Gand kis kaam ki jo maar sake na koi
Girls put lot of makeup,expensive cream perfumes n make d best hair style in the world.. Finally guys look at them and say..... O bhenchod, Gand dekh gand!!
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