Sunday 15 January 2012


REVEALED – SUNNY LEONE’S FIRST KISS, HER VIRGINITY, TURNING BISEXUAL …..

Her parents enrolled her in a Catholic School, where she had her first kiss at 11, lost her virginity to a basketball player at another school at 16, and found out she was bisexual at 18. When she was 15, her family received their green card and migrated to the United States. They first moved to Fort Gratiot, Michigan, then to Lake Forest, California before finally settling down in Orange County, California fulfilling a dream of her grandparents that all of them be together in one place. She graduated from high school in 1999 (13 years ago) and proceeded to enroll in college. 
Did u kno kissin is good 4 health? Did u kno havin sum1 rub ur stomach actualy helps ur tummy wen its hurtin. More guys will read this than girls. Fact: Guys luv wen girls wear their hoodie or jacket. Only a true gf/bf will cry infront of u. If u have a dream bout someone, that person went to sleep thinking about u. Girls love it when guys hug them around there waist. Guys think its cute when girls mess up. A true bf/gf will hug or kiss u infront of his or her friends. In 10 mintues someone will text or call you and say "Will you go out with me", or "Baby i want you."or "babe i miss u". 




ShaAdi 1 aisa din hai jab ladka stage par apni dulhan k sath bethe huye dusri khubsurt ladkiyo ko dekhta hai or sochta hai ye sab aaj se pehle kahan mar gai thi.
Wife- kya tumne muje kutti kaha?
Husband-no ans
Wf- again asks, ..no ans,
Then again she asks....
Husband-Nahi kaha. Plz abh to bhokna bandh kar.

Saturday 14 January 2012


Blackmailing bacchaa

1 bacha ek Ladka or Ladki ko Sex karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha-Muje bhi karne do warna me apke Papa ko bata dunga.
Ladka-Le yaar tu bhi karle. Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par uska khada hi nahi hota. Bacha chaddi pehente hue Maa ki Chut duniyadari ki. Jo kaam galat hai wo galat hai. Main to bataunga !!.

Dr to Rakhi Sawant: U r looking so weak & exhausted; ARE u takin 3 meals a day, as I had advised? Rakhi: "Oh JIJUS...Your compounder typed 3 MALES per day!!=))

Kabir ka latest Doha

Unchi Gand giraffe ki, dekh kabira roooy. unchi Gand giraffe ki, dekh kabira rooooy. Benchod Aise Gand kis kaam ki jo maar sake na koi

Girls put lot of makeup,expensive cream perfumes n make d best hair style in the world.. Finally guys look at them and say..... O bhenchod, Gand dekh gand!!



BHAKT: Baba, CHUT Or CHUTiYA Me Kya Antar Hai?

BABA: Beta Jo AADMi Ko Pagal Kar De Use CHUT Kehte Hai Aur Jo CHUT Milne Par B Kuch Na Kare Use CHUTiYA Kehte Hai