Malika Sherawat’s hot, sizzling lingerie shoot pics

Malika Sherawat’s hot, sizzling lingerie shoot pics

Malika Sherawat’s hot, sizzling lingerie shoot pics

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After Sunny Leone, Ann Lee Roberts sizzles with Saif Ali Khan in AGENT VINOD

After Sunny Leone, Ann Lee Roberts sizzles with Saif Ali Khan in AGENT VINOD

BIKINI BABE FOR THE NIGHT

BIKINI BABE OF THE DAY

SAKSHI PRADHAN HOT BIKINI PICS

SAKSHI PRADHAN HOT BIKINI PICS

POONAM PANDEY’S SEXY, HOT HOLI PICS

POONAM PANDEY’S SEXY, HOT HOLI PICS

POONAM PANDEY’S SEXY, HOT HOLI PICS

YUMMY SUNNY LEONE

HOT SUNNY LEONE....SO SEXYYYYYYYYYYY

BEWARE OF FACEBOOK HACKERS

Rajnikant rocks, SRK Sucks!!

Deepika is a Jinx for her boyfriends

SAAS BAHU KE TU TU MAIN MAIN

Saas bahu se-Mere pote ki sahkal mere bete jaisi Q ni?
Bahu apni saree upar kar k taange khol k boli-bhen ki lodi Ye CHUT hai ,14 megapixel ka digital camera nahin

SHAYRI OF THE DAY

Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,

Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,

MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost,


Bass unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....: =))

OLD N THAKELA L…. KI DASTAAN

Old Man to wife: menu samjh nahi aandi, jado'n mein ik wari teri lena va'n tey menu garmi lagdi ae tey jado'n dooji wari lena tey sardi lagdi ae?

Wife: Darling, tussi ik wari June wich lenday ho tey dooji wari December wich!!

SAVING YOUR BEAU’S NUMBER ON UR CELL

After marriage, husband saved wife's number on mobile as...
"mere charno ki daasi"

(',')

after 5 yrs
he rectified it as...
'mere prano ki pyaasi.. ;):p

Tip of da day! :

Hope you proposed your loved one today, cause you'll have to buy her an anniversary gift only once every 4 years ;):Dlol..leap year benefit=D

LET'S PLAY SOME SNOOKER

Snooker Player walking slowly around Bed staring naked wife, bends, 1 eye shut.

Wife: What r u doing..?

Husband: Just deciding whether 2 take Easy Pink or Tight Brown..?

HOT SELLING BOOK….MUST READ

The much awaited bestseller book is out & is available at all d book stores in Pakistan..


"MY JOURNEY FROM LAWN TENNIS TO HALF PENIS"
Author: Sania Mirza.

INTRODUCTION PLEASE

Sardar Wanted To Introduce His JIJA JI To A Foreigner Friend, But He Did Not Know How To Speak English...

He Introduces: "Meet My BHENCHOD"..!!! :D O:) =))

HOT SEXY BIKINI BABE OF THE DAY

LET'S DO IT IN THE SHOWER....BLOW THE HOTNESS WITH COLD WATER

Some girls like it hot together.....oohhhhh love to feel both of them

Classic definition of the day

Classic definition of a "Life Partner": "Someone who will stand by u thru all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if u had stayed SINGLE...!! :)=D

SHAITAANI SOCH OF THE DAY

Agar Abortion Karna Qatal Hay To Kya Condom use karna Target Killing Nahi Hay aur kya Muth Marna Hawai Firing Nahi Hay?
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KIDS SING A SONG FOR THEIR TEACHER

Teacher asks her students to make rhymes with their names..
Sam : My name is Sam.. When I grow up to be a man,
I will go to China and Japan,
If I can.. If I can..

Candy : My name is candy,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby,
If I can.. If I can..

Dan : My name is Dan.. When I grow up to be a man,
Do hell with China and Japan,
I'll help Candy with her plan,
I know I can... I know I can..=D X_X.