MY NEW PIC (UNCENSORED)

Well, my dahlings. I love role-play and so do many of us. Fulfilling fantasies is something we all crave for. Lekin somehow we don’t seem to find the right partner who is willing to experiment and quite kinky in approach.

The reason why many love me is coz of my bindaas approach to enjoying life. A favourite role-play of mine is dressing in a school uniform and being seduced. Love to do all the naataks and the nahin-nahin dialogues which are a real turn-on for most men. With my coy, innocent and naughty looks, I carry it off well.

I am attaching a pic of mine which I clicked while in Bangkok. Picked up quite a few sexy bikinis and role-play saaman which comes in handy to make my life more shaitaani.

More to follow about what I do when I feel wettttttttttttttttttttttttt.

PRIVATE FAMILY PICS OF SRK

BIKINI BABE OF THE DAY

VIDYA BALAN'S NEW LOOK IN HER ITEM SONG FOR 'FERRARI KI SAWARRI'

GHALIB KI BIWI DA JAWAAB NAHIN

Ghalib -
Humein Apno Ne Luta, Gairon Mein Kahan Dum Tha,
Hamari Kashti Waha Dubi, Jahan Paani Kam Tha..
Ghalib Ki Biwi :-
Tum To The Hi Chutiye, Tumhari  Gaand Mein Kahan Dum Tha,
Wahan Kya Maa Chudane Gaye The,
Jahan Paani Kam Tha=))

KIDDO’S CODE LANGUAGE

Teacher: Yeh kis ka sign hai? "@@@@@@"
Student: Meri aunty ka naam hai
Teacher: aisa kaisa naam hai?
Student: Jalebi Bai

KISS ME KISS ME

Boyfriend: May I Kiss U? .
Girlfriend : No.. .
Boyfriend : (Again) May I Kiss U? .
Girlfriend : No .
Boyfriend : (Ghussy se) May IKiss U? . . . .
Girlfriend: Kutty Kameeny..!! Zabardasti Nahi Kar Sakta Kya..??:/ :-| ;) x) :p :D

AAJ MAT DALO NA PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

girl: aaj mat dalo ,

boy: kyu,

girl: kal tum daal k so gaye,

main puri rat masalti rahi or pani bhi nikalta raha. mujhe lagta hai ……….ye EYE drop sahi nahi hai.

Jaisi logo ki soch hai waisa hi sochenge na bhai.

STRONG REACTIONS TO A NERD OR SOMEONE WHO ISN’T UP-TO THE MARK

That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what?

So please stop bullying people who look nerdy to you, don’t dress well or are not up-to the mark. Everyone has their reasons in life to be what they are. 

BIWI KA MOOH TOD JAWAD

Husband - Raja Dasrath ki 3 raniya thi.

Wife - So What??

Husband - To main 2 Shaadiyan aur kar sakta hu !!

Wife - Draupadi ka naam suna hai?????????

Husband - Tu bhi na....Pagli dil pe le leti hai....

JUST CHILL!!!!!!!!!!

A Wise Physician said

A Wise Physician said:

“I have been practicing medicine for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in the long run I have learnt that the best medicine for the Human creature is LOVE” !!!!!!

Someone asked, if it doesn’t work then?

He smiled and answered – “Increase the dosage”

MANTRA OF MY LIFE

Life taught Me a lot of Lessons but I Bunked those Classes.... :D :P

Aao na, gale lagaa na...agan bhujao na oh saajnaa

Hot bikini babe - the emotion is of pure passion.

POLICE KI SHAITAANIA

1 ladka bike pe ja raha tha. Traffic Police ne
pakda.
Police- License hai?
Ladka- no
Police- Paise hai?
Ladka-No
...
Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daal ke 2
baal ukhad liya.
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Ladka rote hue- Aisa kyon kiya?
.
Police-taki tum kisi ko ye na kah sako ki police ne pakda aur jhant b nahi ukhad saka.

Mail from a Haryanvi Student

To,
The Principal of school,
Harayana.
Sir,
Baat nu he ke school me jee na lagta,or raat ne neend b na aati.    darasal school me chhoriyan ki ghani kami ho rhi he. Aur mhari class me to katai konya. Or baaki ki jo h itni bhoondi shakal ki h dekhan ne b jee na karta aur nakhre meri susriyan k asman te unche se, aur madam b koi khass item na hai, kuch ni te 4 -5 achi sakal vali rakh leo ji aapka bahut bahut dhanyawad

ur obediently
nam koni batau:)

SHAITAANI LADKI

Teacher; what is a Period?
Student; I don’t know, but I’m guessing its very Dangerous, my Sister said she didn’t get her period for 5 months, my Mum fainted, my Dad got a Heart Attack, and our Driver ran away....lool =D :D =)) X_X :p

PORN MOVIE ON MY BLOG

   
   Uhm.. Its raining and its a beautiful day let me call her..
=-?»   
    /:) ) >       
  Ϛ
   _||_

    =-c
   '> hey what's up babe
   _||_  come 2 my crib and let's have some fun

    ;;)>                
  Ϛ    ok baby I'm
   _||_    on my way

_________________
# she got home

 ({}) <3 ({})({}) <3  ({}) <3 ({})
 clothes  everywhere
       
  <3<3          yesSS
 <\_  :p,,__  keep doing it
  λ _/ω\_ /\_ yeaah w ur tongue

     Let me eat that
   :s        mmmm....     
 <\_ :* ,,__  .....yess!!!
  λ _/ω\_ /\_
‎​

 >=)  aahh aahh  ahh...
<\_ __:'(    .
 /_\\ "\   yeaah babeee yesss!!


 :&     aahh aahh  ahh....
<\_ __:$   dnt cum
 /_\\ "\   inside of me!!!
‎​

 >:O     STFU
<\ __:O     aaah, hahah
 /_\\ "\      keep doing it
‎.          Ahh ahh ah yess

      oh yeah babe
<\ __
 /_\\ "\     yes yes yes...
           Hit ittt... Hit itt..
‎​‎​

   I'm about to cum,....
<\ __:'(    mmh mmh mmh
  /_\\"\      YEEESSSSS!!!!
‎​‎​

 (=|    AAaaaahhhh
<\_
 λ  

 :D (y)      aaahhhh...
<\_   yeaah
 /\     buddy!!!       D єnd


Enjoyed na .. Despos ... Lol ...

A TOUCHING TALE OF LOVE

A child says to his mom,
" Mommy, I coloured your sheets with lipstick."

In anger..., she starts to beat her child until she was unconscious.
Then she regrets her actions, crying, she says to her child,
"please open your eyes," but it was too late.
His tiny heart had stopped beating.

When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said,
"I LOVE YOU MOMMY."

STOP CHILD ABUSE
Share this Picture if you're against child abuse .. !!!

NEW RAPE GAME

Boy - let’s play RAPE RAPE.
Girl - No, I’m not in the mood.
Boy - That’s the spirit.:p =)) =D X_X

The biggest joke on Doctors......

Dr. to Patient's friend :
Agar 1 ghante pehle le aate toh hum isse bacha lete

Friend:
Oye doctor, 15 mins pehle toh accident hua hai X_X

Awesome quote-

I won't force myself to have a space in your life because if you really know my worth, you’ll make one for me........!! :)

SHAYRI OF THE DAY

Muhabbat Mujhe Tum Se Nahain Tere Kirdar Se Hai'

Warna Haseen Loog Tu Bazar Main Aam Bika Kerte Hain.

SRK AUR KAJOL JAISA PYAAR

Wife: Jaanu tum mujhe waise pyar nahin karte jse SRK Kajol se film mein karta hai?
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Husband: Woh pyar karne ke 12 crore letta hai, tere baap ne kabhi 200 bhi nahin diye !!! :))

EJAZAT HAIN KYA

SHADI" ki pehli Raat shohar apni bv se,
Begam Ejazat hai?

Bv: G Ejazat hai..

Shohar ne subah tak chod chod k bura haal kar diya.

Bv bimar hogai.

shohar osko susral chorny gya, wapis aany lga to apni saas se bola:

Acha G Ejazat hai?

VIJAY MALYA KI BAND BAJ GAYI


Whats d difference betwn Richard Branson & Vijay Malya?          Branson's airline is 'VIRGIN' & Mallya's is 'Fucked

THE REAL REASON FOR SAIF ALI KHAN'S JAGDA

The real reason of Saif's bashing up that guys is finally out...The poor ignorant man from South Africa just asked - "Is that cute girl your Daughter ??

Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?” a voice on the other end answer
“No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped.
“After a brief pause daddy says “but honey you haven’t got an uncle Paul!”
“Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."

Brief pause “uh okay then, this is what I want you to do: “Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.”"Ok daddy just a minute…”

A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, “done it daddy.”"What happened honey?”

“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all.”

“What about Uncle Paul?” asked Dad.”He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.”

Really long pause this time…

Daddy says, “swimming pool, but we don’t have a swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?”

“No, this is 486-5713.”

Sorry, wrong number… !!! :O X_X =))

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