Mail from a Haryanvi Student

To,
The Principal of school,
Harayana.
Sir,
Baat nu he ke school me jee na lagta,or raat ne neend b na aati.    darasal school me chhoriyan ki ghani kami ho rhi he. Aur mhari class me to katai konya. Or baaki ki jo h itni bhoondi shakal ki h dekhan ne b jee na karta aur nakhre meri susriyan k asman te unche se, aur madam b koi khass item na hai, kuch ni te 4 -5 achi sakal vali rakh leo ji aapka bahut bahut dhanyawad

ur obediently
nam koni batau:)